LET'S SEE HOW MANY JOURNALS I CAN DO BEFORE THE NINJA ASSASSIN TAKES AWAY MY RIGHT TO PARTY!

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I-I mean, own a journal skin. >3>



ANYWAY, GUISE.

In Drama club, we're doing this play for One Acts and as a production for school, and it's called the Bible in Thirty Minutes ... Or Less!

Anyway, it basically explains the Bible, and has a lot of pop culture references and stuff.
IT.
IS.
HIGH-/LARIOUS/.

Here's an excerpt from page three:

NARRATOR: Adam and Eve had two sons: Cain
CAIN: Hi!
NARRATOR: ...And Abel.
NOAH: Hi!
Narrator: Cain killed Abel
CAIN: Die!
ABEL: Augh!
NARRATOR: So God got angry and banished Cain.
GOD: Go!
CAIN: Okay.
NARRATOR: Then everybody on the face of the Earth was bad...
ROBBER: This is a stick-up! Give me all you money!
VICTIM: But we haven't invented money yet!
ROBBER: Oh... Then give me all your sheeps!
NARRATOR: Everyone was bad except Noah.
NOAH: I love you, God!
NARRATOR: God got angry and decided to start all over with people. So he had Noah build an ark and put lots of animals on it.
NOAH: Aardvards, alligators, antelope...
NARRATOR: Lots and LOTS of animals.
NOAH: Water Buffalo, Zebras! Whew!
NARRATOR: Then it rained, and flooded, and everybody died that wasn't in the ark, and then Noah got out, and there was a rainbow.
GOD: No more floods!
NOAH: Pretty colors...!


See?
Pretty funny to me.
We also bash The Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
(She's one of the ten plagues. xD)

ANYHOO, Imma try out for the Narrator.
Whaddaya think? D: